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A Man and a Cashier

A man shopping in a supermarket took his items of two cans of dog food to the counter.

The cashier said, “Sir, do you have a dog?”

“Yes”, said the man.

“Well, where is it?” asked the cashier.

“I left him at home,” said the man.

“Sorry”, said the cashier.  “I can’t sell you any dog food if I can’t see the dog. That’s the rules.

The next day he returned to the store and brought cat food to the checkout.

“Do you have a cat?”, asked the cashier.

“Yes”, he said, “but, I left him home.”

“Sorry”, she said.  “But, I can’t sell you the food if you don’t have your cat.  That’s the rules.”

The next day the man walked into the store with a brown paper bag.  He walked up the cashier and said, “Put your hand in here.”

The cashier did and said, “Ooh, it’s warm and soft.  What is it?”

The man replies, “I’d like three rolls of toilet paper, please.”






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