Humor

Have a Laugh, Smile: Today’s Ha-Has

Bob: “Holy schmoozes, I just fell off a 30 ft ladder.”

Jim: “No way man, are you okay?”

Bob: “Yeah, luckily I was just on the first step.”


When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my head.

The first one says: “You need to eat that chocolate.”

The other voice goes: “You heard. Eat the chocolate.”


Does your dog bite?

Nope.

Oh, so how do you feed him?

 

O.k.  one more!  😛

Do you want to hear a joke backwards?

Yes…
Very good, start laughing.
http://www.short-funny.com/clean-jokes-2.php#ixzz4cPCZRFfI

Enjoy your day of rest!

Love yins,

Lisa

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