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Today’s Ha-Ha!:

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Sesame Steet Bus

There was this guy who just got a new job as a school bus driver for elementary
school children. He thought it would be nice to paint the school bus with characters

from Sesame Street. So he painted Bert and Ernie, Big Bird, The Cookie Monster and
the rest on the bus.

At his first stop, there was this very overweight little girl. He opened the door and said,
” Hi, I’m the new bus driver. What is your name?” The girl said that her name was Pattie.

Waiting at the next stop was another overweight little girl. He said, “Hi, I’m the new
bus driver. What is your name?” She said that her name was Pattie also.

At the next stop, there was a grown woman and a little boy. The bus driver said,
“Hi, I’m the new bus driver. What is your name?”

The woman piped up and said, “His name is Ross and he is my son.” She continued,
“He is very, very special, so I want you to take extra good care of him.”

The bus driver replied, “No problem. He can have this seat right behind me and I can
watch him carefully in the mirror.”

At the next stop, there was this little country boy standing there. The little boy was
wearing tattered overalls and had no shoes or socks on his feet. The poor little boy
had problems walking because of bunions all over his feet. The bus driver said, “Hi,
I’m the new bus driver. What is your name?”

The little boy replied, “My name is Lester Cleese.” Well, little Lester picked at his
bunions all the way to the school house, nearly driving the driver crazy.

Later that night, at home, his wife asked him how his first day on the new job was.

The man replied:

“Well, I had Two Obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Cleese Picking Bunions On A
Sesame Street Bus.”

Thought this was cute. ┬áDon’t cha just love Sesame Street?!

xoxo,

Lisa

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