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How About a Smile? Today’s Daily Ha-Ha…

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BEER NUTS VS. DEER NUTS

Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?A: Beer nuts are $1.39, and deer nuts are under a buck.

RONALD MCDONALD IN A NUDIST COLONY

Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?A: Look for sesame seed buns.

JESUS AND MOSES PLAY GOLF

Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they”re on the tenth hole. Moses hits the ball and it heads straight for a pond. Just before the ball hits the water, the pond parts and the ball rolls up onto the green.Jesus winds up and hits one about to the same spot. Jesus’ ball hits the water and skips across. All of a sudden, lightning flashes and a ball drops from the sky. A fish swallows it, a bird picks up the fish and drops the ball onto a turtle, that walks over to the hole and drops it in.

Moses turns to Jesus and says, ”I hate it when your dad plays!”

one more…

E.T.

Q: What’s E.T. short for?A: Because he has little legs.

 

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Have a great one!  Only two more days until the weekend!!!

Love,

Lisa

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