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Famous Comedian Jokes: Today’s Funnies

'I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink and be Mary.' George Carlin (1937-2008)

‘I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition was to eat, drink and be Mary.’                                                                                  -George Carlin

'Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.' Chris Rock (February 7 1965-)

‘Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to, and the one white people used to go to.’

-Chris Rock, February 7 (1965-)

'God gave men a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.'  Robin Williams (1951-2014)

‘God gave men a penis and a brain, but, unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.’                                                                                                                                                                                                     – Robin Williams (1951 – 2014)

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?" Billy Connolly (November 24 1942-)

“Who discovered we could get milk from cows and, what do you think he was doing at the time                                                     – Billy Connolly (November 24, 1942 -)

I’m sorry.  Just think they’re funny…

Have a super awesome weekend!

Love,

Lisa

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comedy/comedians/funny-jokes/

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