‘I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition was to eat, drink and be Mary.’ -George Carlin
‘Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to, and the one white people used to go to.’
-Chris Rock, February 7 (1965-)
‘God gave men a penis and a brain, but, unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.’ – Robin Williams (1951 – 2014)
“Who discovered we could get milk from cows and, what do you think he was doing at the time – Billy Connolly (November 24, 1942 -)
I’m sorry. Just think they’re funny…
Have a super awesome weekend!