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Today’s Ha Ha AND a Mind Puzzle, to Spice it Up (lol)

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How many did you get?  😛

Now, for our funnies…

by Jerry Seinfeld,
Can’t we just get rid of wine lists? Do we really have to be reminded every time we go out to a nice restaurant that we have no idea what we are doing? Why don’t they just give us a trigonometry quiz with the menu?

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?

And, one last one…

“Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I’m so hungry.” – Maria Bamford

 

http://www.mustsharejokes.com/page/Jokes+by+Famous+Comedians

http://thoughtcatalog.com/lance-pauker/2013/10/30-painfully-funny-one-liners-from-30-legendary-comedians/

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