This guy picked up a dumb hitchhiker, and he said, ‘Before we go any place, there might be something wrong with my right rear blinker. Will you go back there and check it?’ The guy went back there. He said, ‘Is it working?’ The real dumb hitchhiker said, ‘Yes, it is. No, it’s not. Yes, it is. No, it’s not.’
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock. Silly!
Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, “I think I’ll go as Beethoven.” Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, “I’ll be Mozart.” Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, “I’ll be Bach.”?
Goofy, yes, but, did you smile? Kinda? 😛