What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? It’s going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick! Sorry. It’s funny!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.
Why doesn’t the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex? Because he has cotton balls. Love this! lol
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter Bunny coming? One more day! Yay!
You all are the best,
Lisa
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