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You Wanna Smile? Maybe giggle? Today’s Daily Ha Ha!

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Q: What do u call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.

Reverend Billy Graham Makes Big Impression on Small Boy

This story is allegedly true:

Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to post a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was.  When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, ‘If you’ll come to the Baptist Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven.’

The boy replied, ‘I don’t think I’ll be there… You don’t even know your way to the post office.’

Have You Heard This One?Basket case

Two West Country yokels were on the train heading homewards through Somerset, England when one of them noticed some cows.

‘What a lovely bunch of cows.’ he remarked.
‘Not a bunch, herd,’ his mate replied.

‘Heard of what?’
‘Herd of cows.’

‘Of course I’ve heard of cows.’

‘No, a cow herd.’

‘What do I care what a cow heard.  I have no secrets to keep from a cow.’

 

This one is so dumb.  It made me giggle.  You?

 

Have a freakin’ marvelous Monday!

Love,

Lisa

 

http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/joke-of-the-day

http://www.guy-sports.com/jokes/hilarious_jokes.htm

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