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This made me giggle…

‘Things to Say When Caught Asleep On a Friday Afternoon’Friday Jokes

  • They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
  • I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
  • I wasn’t sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.Amen
  • This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
  • I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
  • Hey, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off.
  • Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

 

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Gladys.

Gladys who?

Gladys Friday, how about you?

heeheeheehee

~Lisa

P.S.

Happy weekend.  🙂

 

http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/jokes/index_fri.htm

http://dailyjokes.somelifeblog.com/2009/01/knock-knock-friday.html

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  1. Very interesting… Many people are used to saying, “I wasn’t sleeping, I was meditating”. I have found out that people find it very difficult to accept that they are sleeping especially in a training class or Church.

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