Feel like a laugh?
I’m a vegetarian and when I’m feeling wild, I eat animal crackers.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Why isn’t “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
Hope these brought a smile to your face,