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A woman goes to the store to by some fishing gear for the weekend.  She asks an employee for any suggestions.  A blind man who works at the store suggests a rod and reel costing $20.  She agrees and move to the counter to pay for her purchase.                          The blind man walks behind the counter to the register.  In the meantime, the woman breaks wind.  At first she is embarrassed, but then she realizes there is no way he could tell it was her.  Being blind, he wouldn’t know she was the only person around.  He rings up the sale and says, “That will be $25.50.”                                                                                             She says, “But didn’t you say it was $20?”                                                                                         He says, “Yes ma’am.  “The rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $3, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50.”


A man goes into a restaurant.  A beautiful waitress comes over to serve him and asks what the would like.  He says, “I want a quickie.”

She slaps him and says, “Just give me your order, mister!”

Another customer leans over and says, “I believe that’s pronounced quiche.”

Yeah, o.k.  But, it reminds me of when I was little…we were eating at the Ole World Cheese Shop, and I asked my mom what was “quiCH ee”.  It still gets brought up…:P

And…a quickee…

Bert asked Ernie if he wanted ice cream, and Ernie said, “Sure, Bert.”  (come on…smile)


Laugh and the world will laugh with you,

😛 Lisa




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