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Hee Hee Har Har Ho Hum – Today’s Funnies

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First old man: You want to go for a walk?                                                                                              Second old man: Isn’t it windy?                                                                                                          First old man: No, it’s Thursday.                                                                                                          Second old man: Me, too.  Let’s go get a beer.

See that in the future?  lol

A Woman’s Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom, to understand a man; love, to forgive him; and patience, for his moods.  Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll just beat him to death.

geesh.  but, funny.

excuse me language…

A man went to church, and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand and say, “Preacher, I’ll tel you, that was a damned fine sermon.  Damned good.”                                          The preacher said, “Thank you, sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use that sort of language in the house of the Lord.”                                                                                                                            The man said, “I was so damn impressed with that sermon, I put $5,000 in the collection plate.”                                                                                                                                            The preacher said, “No shit?”

Chuckle?

 

I sure did!

Love loves,

Lisa

 

 

 

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