Heehee. Which one do you fall under? Do you want to see the world? Let me know and where? 🙂
A psychologist did a study of 300 people and their sex lives. Some of them said they had sex almost every night, others said they had sex once a week, and others said they had sex once or twice a month. One man said he had sex only once a year. The psychologist felt bad for him and went over, patted him on the back, and said, “That’s too bad. I’m really sorry for you.” The man grinned up at him and said, “Yes, but tonight’s the night.”
Can you relate? lol
Got time for one more?…
A nun comes into the office of the mother superior and whispers, “Mother superior, we…uh…we have discovered a case of syphilis.” “Wonderful. I am getting tired of the Chablis.”
Enjoy the rest of your day.