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Today’s Funnies…

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons.  The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.  Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.  “If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.”  One of them turned to the other and said, “You be Jesus!”      – too cute

and, oh, how we love our Little Johnny

A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word “fascinate” in it. A little girl says, “Walt Disney World is fascinating.”

The teacher says, “No, I said, ‘fascinate.'”

Another little girl says, “There’s so much fascination when it comes to sea life.”

The teacher again says, “No, the word is fascinate.”

Little Johnny yells from the back of the room, “My mom has such big boobs that she can only fasten eight of the 10 buttons on her shirt.”

Heehee Ha Ha

😛

Have a wonderful day,

Lisa

http://jokes.cc.com/funny-little-johnny/ck7rp7/little-johnny—-fascinate

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