Now, now, we shouldn’t say ‘stupid’…
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Some mornings I wake up and think I’m Donald Duck, other mornings I think I’m Mickey Mouse. Doctor: Hmm, and how long have you been having these Disney spells?
~cute~
Just warmin’ up…
Doctor: Sir, how did you happen to break your leg? Patient: Well, Doctor, it was like this. Twenty-five years ago, I was on the road and it got dark and… Doctor: Never mind that. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning. Patient: Well, twenty-five years ago, I was on the road and it got dark, and I needed a place to stay. There was only this one farmhouse near, so I knocked on the door and the farmer answered. I told him my situation, and he said, “Well, you can stay here, but you’ll have to share a room with my beautiful daughter.” I said that would be okay, and I went up and crawled into bed. She was already asleep, and that night, right after I’d gone to sleep, she woke me up and asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said no, everything was fine. She said, “Are you sure?” I said, “I’m sure.” She said, “Isn’t there anything I can do for you?” I said, “I reckon not.” Doctor: What does this have to do with your broken leg? Patient: Well, this morning, it dawned on me what she meant by that, and I fell off the roof!
Aw, shucks. lol
Hope your day is going well,
Lisa