let me lift your spirit

Teacher: “Why are you praying in class little Johnny?”
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Little Johnny: “My mom taught me to always pray before going to sleep.”

heehee

Miss Taylor the English teacher writes an incorrect sentence on the board: “I didn’t had no fun for months.” Then she faces the class and says, “OK class, how should this be corrected?”

Little Johnny says, “I think you should get yourself a better man!”

knock, knock

who’s there?

Senor

Senor who?

Senor underwear when you bent over.

Ah!  😛

Have a good rest of your day!

Love,

Lisa

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