Professionally speaking…

The judge said to this dentist: Pull my tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth. ┬á­čÖé

Thought this was cute…

Two lawyers went into the restaurant and ordered two drinks. ┬áThen they got sandwiches out of their briefcases and started to eat. ┬áThe waiter said, “Hey, you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” ┬áSo the lawyers traded sandwiches. ┬á(clever ­čśŤ)

For those engineers…

The optimist sees a glass that’s half full. ┬áThe pessimist sees a glass that’s half empty. ┬áAn engineer sees a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be. (smile)


A guy goes into a doctor’s office wearing nothing but a piece of Saran wrap around his waist. ┬áThe doctor says, “I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

Aren’t all of us a bit nuts?!

Hope your day is going well.




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