The judge said to this dentist: Pull my tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth. 🙂
Thought this was cute…
Two lawyers went into the restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they got sandwiches out of their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter said, “Hey, you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” So the lawyers traded sandwiches. (clever 😛)
For those engineers…
The optimist sees a glass that’s half full. The pessimist sees a glass that’s half empty. An engineer sees a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be. (smile)
A guy goes into a doctor’s office wearing nothing but a piece of Saran wrap around his waist. The doctor says, “I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Aren’t all of us a bit nuts?!
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