Ever noticed how removing one word in a sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here’s an example:
Oh Jack, please don’t touch me at all!
Oh Jack, please don’t touch me at!
Oh Jack, please don’t touch me!
Oh Jack, please don’t touch!
Oh Jack, please don’t!
Oh Jack, please!
What about this one?
She looked up and said, “Excuse please, front hole so happy back hole whistle!
lol. Please excuse me. I went there!
Got time for one more?
A Kind of Magic
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
“Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband,” said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and – abracadabra! – two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: “Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish… So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! – the husband became 92 years old.
Love you guys,