The Painting Nuns Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls out one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a male voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice tits, sister," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?" Hee hee! This one here takes me back to my earlier days...:P... Semantics A boy asks his father to explain the differences between irritation, aggravation, and frustration. Dad picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is answered he asks, "Can I speak to Alf, please?" "There's no one named Alf here." The person hangs up. "That's irritation," says Dad. He picks up the phone again, dials the same number and asks for Alf a second time. "No -- there's no one here named Alf. You have the wrong number. If you call again I shall telephone the police." End of conversation. "That's aggravation." "Then what's frustration?" asks his son. The father picks up the phone and dials a third time: "Hello, this is Alf. Have I received any phone calls?" You ever prank call? All in fun, and, light? :P O.k. Let's do a knock, knock! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Adore is between us. Open up!
ONE MORE! This is fun!