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The Painting Nuns

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even 
a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to 
lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in 
the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. 
"Who is it?", calls out one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a male voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and deciding that no 
harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open 
the door.

"Nice tits, sister," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?"

Hee hee!


This one here takes me back to my earlier days...:P...

Semantics

A boy asks his father to explain the differences between 
irritation, aggravation, and frustration.
    
Dad picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the 
phone is answered he asks, "Can I speak to Alf, please?"
     
"There's no one named Alf here."  The person hangs up.
    
"That's irritation," says Dad.

He picks up the phone again, dials the same number and asks for 
Alf a second time.
    
"No -- there's no one here named Alf. You have the wrong number.
If you call again I shall telephone the police." End of 
conversation.

"That's aggravation."
    
"Then what's frustration?" asks his son.
    
The father picks up the phone and dials a third time:
"Hello, this is Alf.  Have I received any phone calls?"

You ever prank call?  All in fun, and, light?  :P

O.k.  Let's do a knock, knock!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

ONE MORE!  This is fun!

Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

So there!

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