Category: Humor
Friday’s Funny! Another Ellen Clip!
Doesn’t Ellen always bring a smile to your face?
Hope this is reaching you well,
Lisa
Throwback Thursday! Enjoy Ellen! Guaranteed Smile.
She’s so good!
Have a great day,
Lisa
P.S.
Ugh. I am so sorry for being off with posting my ‘funny’. I’ll be back on schedule, starting now…look out for Tuesday’s Tickler and Friday’s Funny, from now on, UNLESS life happens, and, I am unable. I’ll always communicate when flexibility is needed. Thank you so much for your support. Much love.
Saturday Silly! Hope they make you smile!
Ever noticed how removing one word in a sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here’s an example:
Oh Jack, please don’t touch me at all!
Oh Jack, please don’t touch me at!
Oh Jack, please don’t touch me!
Oh Jack, please don’t touch!
Oh Jack, please don’t!
Oh Jack, please!
Oh Jack!
Oh!
Cute, right?
What about this one?
Whistle
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making love and she stooped down to pick up her husband’s clothes and she let out a big fart.
She looked up and said, “Excuse please, front hole so happy back hole whistle!
lol. Please excuse me. I went there!
Got time for one more?
A Kind of Magic
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
“Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband,” said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and – abracadabra! – two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: “Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish… So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! – the husband became 92 years old.
Aw, man.
Love you guys,
Lisa
http://www.bestfunnystories.com
Tuesday’s Tickler!
I liked this one because we’re eating seafood at a yummy restaurant tomorrow, AND, I laughed out loud! Maybe we’ll get lobster! lol
Was that a fun way to spend five minutes of your time? 🙂
Love,
Me
P.S.
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