Bob: “Holy schmoozes, I just fell off a 30 ft ladder.”
Jim: “No way man, are you okay?”
Bob: “Yeah, luckily I was just on the first step.”
When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my head.
The first one says: “You need to eat that chocolate.”
The other voice goes: “You heard. Eat the chocolate.”
Does your dog bite?
Nope.
Oh, so how do you feed him?
O.k. one more! 😛
Do you want to hear a joke backwards?
Yes…
Very good, start laughing.
http://www.short-funny.com/clean-jokes-2.php#ixzz4cPCZRFfI
Enjoy your day of rest!
Love yins,
Lisa
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